12:01 AM, February 23, 2011.
ETA +96 hours.
This baby is NEVER going to arrive.
Erin has endured nothing but Braxton-Hicks contractions, and even they have subsided. The baby is active nightly at 8:00 PM, and tonight in no exception. Erin wants to name it Brock if it’s a boy (Brock, because his digging is very badger-like), though we won’t know the sex until the baby makes it’s entrance.
12:05 AM, February 23, 2011.
Wow, a contraction!
12:30 AM, February 23, 2011.
We’d better call the midwives to let them know the contractions are pretty strong.
12:45 AM, February 23, 2011.
I’m relieved to say that the midwives are on their way. I hope we didn’t call them too soon. Erin is having a hard time. These contractions are almost as bad as the ones she had an hour or so before Briony was born.
12:59 AM, February 23, 2011.
Well, Erin’s waters broke, and the midwife is almost here. I hope I don’t have to …
1:02 AM, February 23, 2011.
What’s THAT? But why is it purple? Should I pull it? Oh $#!t, I guess it’s a DIY delivery job, after all.
1:05 AM, February 23, 2011.
It’s a boy! Why does the bathroom look like a crime scene photo?
Note to self: find an appropriate name within the next couple of years, or when my PTSD has subsided (whichever is sooner).